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“When we slid the body into the grave, we both were shaken to the core. The loss we felt was not the loss of…

— E. B. White

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

— Roy Blount, Jr

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

— Jim Carrey

“The ham tastes like an old handbag.”

— Marie Darrieussecq

“Were it not for their aversion to pigs, the Egyptians would probably have invented ham, for they salt-cured meat and knew how to domesticate…

— Mark Kurlansky

“I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact…

— Sy Montgomery

“Hell, a pig had most humans beat, smarter than small children, and we didn't eat those but maybe we should.”

— Kelly J. Cogswell

“Here where vegetables are scarce—or, it seems, scarcely eaten—there are times when ham (gorgeous, fantastic ham!) is the starter, the vegetable, and the main…

— Michael Paterniti

A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts.

— George Jean Nathan

“Hamstead had turned into a pig—an angry, determined pig in a policeman’s uniform.”

— Michael Buckley

“One thing that has gone wrong in America is the general acceptance of bad ham”

— Jim Harrison