Time Quote by Michael Paterniti

“It was wonderful, of course-- ham with mustard is a meal of glory.”

— Dodie Smith

“The ham tastes like an old handbag.”

— Marie Darrieussecq

“Lady Catherine has a particular liking for smoked ham. It is important to ensure that it is served in ample quantities.”

— Margaret Lynette Sharp

“Father banged the table with his fist really hard so that the plates and his knife and fork jumped around and my ham jumped…

— Christopher

“Apparently it was cheap pig lard that had inspired the term ham, meaning a poor-quality performer.”

— Juliette Fay

“If you look upon ham and eggs and lust, you have already committed breakfast in your heart.”

— C.S. Lewis

Not only is ham delicious but you can go it.

— Jenna Marbles

“The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some…

— Terry Pratchett

“[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.”

— Dick Van Dyke

“We can select our own good works. Life is a smorgasbord of good choices. You will not be penalized for picking ham over chicken…

— Merrilee Boyack

There's been a ham in every generation of our family.

— Catherine Oxenberg

“One thing that has gone wrong in America is the general acceptance of bad ham”

— Jim Harrison