Quote by Margaret Lynette Sharp

“The place between his thighs seemed to him as round and full as a small Virginia smoked ham. He had to get rid of…

— R. Balkey

“It was wonderful, of course-- ham with mustard is a meal of glory.”

— Dodie Smith

“The ham tastes like an old handbag.”

— Marie Darrieussecq

“Here where vegetables are scarce—or, it seems, scarcely eaten—there are times when ham (gorgeous, fantastic ham!) is the starter, the vegetable, and the main…

— Michael Paterniti

“Pass the damn ham, please.”

— Harper Lee

“Apparently it was cheap pig lard that had inspired the term ham, meaning a poor-quality performer.”

— Juliette Fay

“The Cigarette had a mackintosh which put him more or less above these contrarieties.  But I had to bear the brunt uncovered.  I began…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Not only is ham delicious but you can go it.

— Jenna Marbles

“And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham!”

— Timur Vermes

“You have so much to offer, she was often told, as if she had a tray of cigarettes and candy perpetually strapped to her…

— Lily King

“We have had for breakfast, toasts, cakes, a yorkshire pie, a piece of beef about the size and much the shape of my portmanteau,…

— Charles Dickens

“I offered her a chocolate croissant. She seemed to think about it for a minute, then swung her legs onto the floor and sat…

— Rick Riordan