Quote by Jenna Marbles Download Open image “Not only is ham delicious but you can go it.” — Jenna Marbles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I confess that my stomach does not take to this style of cooking. I cannot accept calves sweetbreads swimming in a salty sauce, nor… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
“Here where vegetables are scarce—or, it seems, scarcely eaten—there are times when ham (gorgeous, fantastic ham!) is the starter, the vegetable, and the main… — Michael Paterniti Copy Share Image
I know people who will look at the label on some ham, and if it's a day over they'll throw the whole packet out… — Monica Galetti Copy Share Image
It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fucking prince and marry him. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
