“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a… — Michael Buckley Animals Copy Share Image
“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work.… — Michael Buckley Better man Copy Share Image
“Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it. — Michael Buckley Happiness Copy Share Image
“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she… — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio. — Michael Buckley Monsters Copy Share Image
I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed. — Michael Buckley Behinds Copy Share Image
“For one, he was worried he’d get killed, which was something he generally tried to avoid.” — Michael Buckley Anxiety Copy Share Image
And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents? — Michael Buckley Funny Copy Share Image
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph. — Michael Buckley Dad Copy Share Image
“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the… — Michael Buckley Dentist Copy Share Image
I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at… — Michael Buckley Bells Copy Share Image
You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm… — Michael Buckley Book Copy Share Image
“The more the girls heard, the more it became clear that Uncle Jake and their straight-laced father had been first-class juvenile delinquents.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than… — Michael Buckley Brain Copy Share Image
Girls, I need to tell you some things about our family," Sabrina said. "Have you ever heard of the Brothers Grimm? — Michael Buckley Brother Copy Share Image
“The little girl in the red cloak who had taken her parents was Little Red Riding Hood!” — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
“In most towns, the police do not rely on an old woman, two kids, and a sleepy dog to solve crimes,” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Puck was a genuine pain in the butt, but he had powers and those powers made him useful.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
