“On the chalkboard was another horrible but familiar sight. Someone had dipped his or her hand into a can of paint and… — Michael Buckley Painting Copy Share Image
“Puck helped her out the door, wrapping his arm around her and guiding her through the snowdrifts.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“There’s something horrible in the toilet!” Daphne shouted. “Yeah, I think I forgot to flush,” Puck said. “Not that! A little man,”… — Michael Buckley Little man Copy Share Image
I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing. — Michael Buckley Art Copy Share Image
Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake — Michael Buckley Care Copy Share Image
I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around… — Michael Buckley Cooking Copy Share Image
If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and… — Michael Buckley Affection Copy Share Image
Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica… — Michael Buckley Acting Copy Share Image
“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just… — Michael Buckley Computers Copy Share Image
“Daphne stopped and turned to the injured man. “I like my outfit,” she said and stuck her tongue out. Mr. Applebee stuck… — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse… — Michael Buckley Freaky Copy Share Image
“Trickster,” he said, sniffing the boy. “Love will be the end of you.” — Michael Buckley Love Copy Share Image
I didn't do it,' he insisted. 'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked. 'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old… — Michael Buckley Bunnies Copy Share Image
Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me… — Michael Buckley Arms Copy Share Image
He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said. — Michael Buckley Doe Copy Share Image
Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome… — Michael Buckley Angry Copy Share Image
“The library spilled onto the floor and into the other rooms. Some books held up wobbly tables, others were literally swept under… — Michael Buckley Books Copy Share Image
“I hear noises coming from his mouth but they don’t sound like words,” Daphne said.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Sabrina?” “Daphne! Are you okay?” “Yes. Sabrina?” “What?” “I hate you!” the little girl screamed.” — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
“Even Puck, who could usually be counted on to fart during dinner, was oddly quiet.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then… — Michael Buckley Enough Copy Share Image
