Behinds Quote by Michael Buckley

“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a puffed, bulbous…

— Michael Buckley

“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work. our labors…

— Michael Buckley

“Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.”

— Michael Buckley

If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.

— Michael Buckley

“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she could hear…

— Michael Buckley

Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!

— Michael Buckley

You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

— Michael Buckley

“For one, he was worried he’d get killed, which was something he generally tried to avoid.”

— Michael Buckley

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?

— Michael Buckley

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

— Michael Buckley

But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.

— Michael Buckley

“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to call the…

— Michael Buckley