Redneck girl Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Hes busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin contest!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Redneck girl
“I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest myself,” — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.” — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
Dumps in the truck. Thighs like what? Ain't nann hoe got more booty in the butt. — Trina Copy Share Image
I wouldn't care if he lost both his legs and was in a wheelchair. But it he's having a hard time...Then I won't see… — Na Hae Ryeong Copy Share Image
I've gotten my butt kicked by the best. Jet Li beat me up the best, but Steven Segal can still kick a good butt.… — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
“A man's body is like a circus. You can swing off his trapeze arms, lay your head on thighs like fresh-blown balloons while his… — Bojan Veljanov Copy Share Image
He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is leaving a nasty stain! — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?.... No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country Copy Share Image
My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
