“I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest myself,” — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“Trying to understand a woman is like a one-legged man trying to kick his own ass.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.” — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
