Ass Quote by Julia Louis-Dreyfus Download Open image “I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.” — Julia Louis-Dreyfus ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Contests Kicking Legs Massive
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
If I get an opportunity to take a free-kick, I think I'll be there. — Victor Lindelof Copy Share Image
The biggest challenge during competition is keeping my real legs warm with clothing, because I have poor circulation in the tissue around the amputated… — Oksana Masters Copy Share Image
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That's the truth. The only time it's not funny is when business… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
This is an embarrassment of riches, and boy, am I happy to be embarrassed. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
Elaine is just in pain. I think Elaine has become very, very sad woman. She is someone who is in deep need of many… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
We are 5 percent of the global population and consume a third of the total resources - on some level we should all feel… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
