Corn on the cob Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn’t kill my mother-in-law. It was merely the instrument…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, try using a catchy song.
”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that little guy’s dreams are roach like and scurrying…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl under it before you start licking,…

— Jarod Kintz

“brick by brick”

— Arctic Monkeys

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, because you really bummed me out, man.
”

— Jarod Kintz