Brick Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cook with, as a thickening agent in gravy. But as history proves, the thickest agents work for the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for good, or for evil. The Brick of Creation, or the Brick of Destruction. While you’re deep in thought,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is not a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to wade into dangerous territory with a man named Wade who builds houses made only of wood. But if…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a way to motivate yourself to succeed. I’m proof that it works. It’s how I managed to get…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole function is to make people ask WTF?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the early 2000s, and I gave birth to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to brighten up your day, like a lampshade over the sun dangling down over your dining room table. You’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to separate the Jorges from the hoorays.
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— Jarod Kintz