Housing market Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be crushed into powder, like cocaine, and snorted to stimulate the previous highs of the housing market.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both your penis and a brick, and drop the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better future together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be employed to stop global warming, by using it to clog up the world’s smallest volcano. I would use my penis…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to get my hands on one. But it’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for job security, like an employment paperweight. Hey, in this economic depression, I’ll take anything I can get to…

— Jarod Kintz