New job Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for job security, like an employment paperweight. Hey, in this economic depression, I’ll take anything I can get to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if you help me plant this brick in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a car salesman. (A used car salesman.)
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building…

— Jarod Kintz

“Whatever you do, don’t be another brick in the wall!”

— Hank Moody

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, because you really bummed me out, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz