Heart transplant Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 more dollars, that brick could be switched with a real…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to knock out the tooth of a giant, and then used as a replacement for that very tooth it…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to replace the dollar as the world’s reserve currency. Don’t laugh, because at least the brick is real and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help the needy. Giving a brick as a gift is a symbol showing you want to help build…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better future together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the early 2000s, and I gave birth to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. I’ll have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to manipulate people into doing what you want. If anything could offer one man an unfair advantage over another,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz