Truth Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be employed to stop global warming, by using it to clog up the world’s smallest volcano. I would use my penis…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the early 2000s, and I gave birth to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. 
Oh yes, it’s as big as this…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and huge. You know what else cube-shaped and huge?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get too excited, though. It’ll only raise you up about…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test the machine out by seeing if it can lift…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destiny. Drink it before I lose my erection.
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— Jarod Kintz