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Computers Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test the machine out by seeing if it can lift my heavy, elephantine penis off the floor. But before I turn the machine on, I’m going to ask you to stand at least ten feet back, because I wouldn’t want to accidentally…” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test the machine out by seeing if it can lift my heavy, elephantine penis off the floor. But before I turn the machine on, I’m going to ask you to stand at least ten feet back, because I wouldn’t want to accidentally impregnate you. 
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Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up Comedy Routine, 2019

A humorous, absurd scenario is used to test a fantastical invention while emphasizing safety and consent.

In simple terms: Comedy can explore wild ideas responsibly.

Key Takeaway

Test ideas with humor.

Themes

humor creativity consent

Mood

playful provocative

Type

satirical entertainment

When to use this quote

  • science fairs
  • creative brainstorming
  • performance art

Key Concepts

ethical comedy imagination

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is humor appropriate?
  • How do you ensure consent?
A Different Perspective

Absurdity may distract from serious points.

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