Computers Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to practice your telepathic levitation. If you can lift the brick, you’ll lift your spirits.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it afloat, along with the American Dream, is with debt…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to trick a snake into leaving your pet mouse alone. That way you’re free to use the mouse as…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“This idea opened a door to my seeing that the rigors and trials of a task that big are not brick walls designed to…

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“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both your penis and a brick, and drop the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military?…

— Jarod Kintz