American dream Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter than letting a central bank like the Federal Reserve…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to manipulate people into doing what you want. If anything could offer one man an unfair advantage over another,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to practice your telepathic levitation. If you can lift the brick, you’ll lift your spirits.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for job security, like an employment paperweight. Hey, in this economic depression, I’ll take anything I can get to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to replace the dollar as the world’s reserve currency. Don’t laugh, because at least the brick is real and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I’ll never be out of bricks to sell…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.

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— Jarod Kintz