Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then I guess you wouldn’t like to pour you a glass…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to encourage trees to grow fruitful things like money. If money grew on trees, then I’d get drunk on…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to win the love of a beautiful girl. The trick to getting it to work is just trying it…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams. 
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— Jarod Kintz