Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then I guess you wouldn’t like to pour you a glass…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to soften resistance. Smash the opposition into a pulp!
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destiny. Drink it before I lose my erection.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspect. A blanket would be more suited to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz