Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspect. A blanket would be more suited to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then I guess you wouldn’t like to pour you a glass…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of the murderer, and enclose him in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that little guy’s dreams are roach like and scurrying…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high heels on my tongue
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz