Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.
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— Jarod Kintz