Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A brick could be used to show support for your favorite team. They want to crush their opponents, and if you’ve got the arm… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 more dollars, that brick could be switched with a real… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used in a knee replacement surgery, to build back the wall separating man from a sub four-minute mile. Damn you,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a way to motivate yourself to succeed. I’m proof that it works. It’s how I managed to get… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a zoopkatofka, which itself could be used like a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image