Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to manipulate people into doing what you want. If anything could offer one man an unfair advantage over another,…

— Jarod Kintz