Duck Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Have you ever seen how fast ducks can waddle when chased? If I were to ever run a marathon, I'd model my pace on…

— Jarod Kintz

“I raised that kid like I was running an egg-and-spoon race through a minefield, and he was the egg.”

— Jonathan Lethem

“The duck swallows the worm”

— Ken Follett

“The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the quacking duck gets shot.”

— Carl Sandburg

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like feet; and I could never kill…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am not going to get eaten by ducks!”

— Jen Wylie

“I would give you my grandma’s slow-knitted Duck Soup dance-routine recipe, but my grandpa sold it to Roger Bannister for three minutes and 59…

— Jarod Kintz

“ Boy and Egg Every few minutes, he wants to march the trail of flattened rye grass back to the house of muttering hens.…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“You cackle a lot, but don't lay any eggs.”

— Peter St. John

“His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum.”

— Nathanael West

“It’s amazing how fast you can run when there’s a f**king rottweiler chasing you.”

— David Bowick