“I would give you my grandma’s slow-knitted Duck Soup dance-routine recipe, but my grandpa sold it to Roger Bannister for three minutes and 59 seconds. I think he could have gotten 3:58 for it, if he’d have just gone the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I like my duck eggs runny, like Roger Bannister when he broke the four-minute mile barrier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
