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When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of…

— Rudy Espinoza

Using Viagra to masturbate is a hardest time in every man's life...

— Nikhil Saluja

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

— Anthony Jeselnik

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

— Carlos Mencia

Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.

— Paul Daniels

“My message to all men is basic and direct: When you are able to have a hard erection every time, you are generally in…

— Steven Lamm

“Oh sir, you've done more for us with one erection than what has been achieved in hundreds of years. Bless you, sir. Bless you.”

— Mark Alders

“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C?”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.

— Will Smith

“I put my hand over my erection and turned away. "No. That's not for you. I have to go to the bathroom." "Well get…

— C.J. Roberts

As I turned around to receive my injection, I said, 'Next time I'll use some protection.' If I see another girl and I get…

— Kool Moe Dee

“Don't let your erection be your direction”

— Shon Hyneman