Drinking Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drinking Juice Viagra
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go.… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Just don't make me wait too long,...I'll take anything domestic, light and cold. — Dierks Bentley Copy Share Image
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug. — Kenny Rogers Copy Share Image
If I want to detox, I'll do the juicing thing for sure. I'll have two juices and then a solid meal for either dinner… — Nina Agdal Copy Share Image
I am taking this in, slowly. Taking it into my body. This grief, how slow. The body is to realize, you are never coming… — Donna Masini Slowly Copy Share Image
I just finished touring, and I'm on a detox thing. It's a heavy detox, so nothing in my belly except water, salt, and cayenne… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“We were still twirling around the tiny parking lot when the neighbors screamed 'Happy New Year'. Unfortunately we weren't sober enough to realize that… — Kaitlin Scott Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes like that of his… — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or… — Alma Katsu Copy Share Image
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. — Anistatia R. Miller Copy Share Image