Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections. — George Montgomery Copy Share Image
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy?… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other… — Doris Roberts Copy Share Image
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug. — Kenny Rogers Copy Share Image
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips. — Paul Daniels Copy Share Image
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
There's always something new with sex. We lived in a world without Viagra, now we live in a world with Viagra. We… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will… — Joan Lunden Copy Share Image
In a nation committed to better living through chemistry - where Viagra-enabled men pursue silicone-contoured women - the national pastime has a… — George Will Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra? — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp. — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
“Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears… — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information." "Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
