There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra? — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections. — George Montgomery Copy Share Image
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips. — Paul Daniels Copy Share Image
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted. — Jackie Collins Copy Share Image
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug. — Kenny Rogers Copy Share Image
..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp. — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information." "Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m taking a pill to pop a stiffy, how… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
“Man, Pfizer isn't kidding when they say that Viagra gives you the physical ability to get a boner, but that you still… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Viagra does have a physiological effect, but it doesn't make women feel aroused. Nowadays, researchers are looking at drugs that affect the… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears… — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
In a nation committed to better living through chemistry - where Viagra-enabled men pursue silicone-contoured women - the national pastime has a… — George Will Copy Share Image
And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Yes, but I’ve already made my fortune in other things. (Solin) Such as? (Geary) Viagra. My brother learned to take a personal… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
There's always something new with sex. We lived in a world without Viagra, now we live in a world with Viagra. We… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus… — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
“My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts (Sophie to Royd)” — Iris Johansen Copy Share Image
“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.” — Matt Dunn Copy Share Image
“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am? — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
![“And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b40/margaret-cho-1136_birth_and-if-the-problem-with-contraception-is_1482364.jpg)
