Humor Quote by Christopher Moore

“Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.”

— Charles Stross

“... I was shocked aplenty by what the internet reveals about human sexuality...”

— Seth Stephens-Davidowitz

“... I was shock aplenty by what the internet reveals about human sexuality...”

— Seth Stephens-Davidowitz

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

— Jack Welch

“If you’re not familiar with the Internet, I suggest you look into it. It’s a wonderful thing. Except for all that porno.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Internet was made for men to search for free porn and for women to stalk the ones they're in love with.”

— Christian Simamora

“You've heard of the internet? Well, I'm on it.”

— Andy Breckman

“The Internet is the Petri dish of humanity. We can't control what grows in it, but we don't have to watch either.”

— Tiffany Madison

“Internet is, “a giant machine designed to give people what they want.”

— Nir Eyal

“The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.”

— Larry Moniz

“We find the internet and multitasking so stimulating because they’re candy for our limbic system.”

— Chris Bailey

“...at some point in time, the following thought has probably popped into your head: “You know what? Screw it, I should just do porn...”

— Sean Earley