“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“When Charlie arrived home from his mother's funeral, he was met at the door by two very large very enthusiastic canines, who… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Joshua, my memory of Maggie isn't about what happened the night before we left. I didn't go to see her thinking that… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Compassion is the same way,' Joshua said. 'That's what the yeti knew. He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without though or words. That's… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You must find a place on a woman's body and live there. In the dark, the noise far away, Sam ran his… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Little-boy love...the cleanest pain I've ever known. Love without desire, conditions, or limits - a pure and radiant glow in the heart… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You are my desire. Eating your luscious love thoughts My Junk Just Dropped Off” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Privacy is a wonderful thing. Like love, privacy is most manifest in its absence.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love?” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from their respective Zodiacs, Libby unzipped… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
