Animal Quote by Christopher Moore
““When Charlie arrived home from his mother's funeral, he was met at the door by two very large very enthusiastic canines, who , undistracted by keeping watch over Sophie's love hostage, were now able to visit the full measure of their affection and joy upon their returning master. It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pouund hounds from hell (Section 5, paragraph 7: Standards of Humping and Ass-dragging). And despite having used an extra-strength antiperspirant that very morning before leaving Sedona, Charlie found that getting poked repeatedly in the armpits by two damp devil-dog dicks was leaving him feeling less than fresh. Sophie, call them off. Call them off." The puppies are dancing with Daddy," Sophie giggled. "Dance, Daddy!””
About This Quote
Source Novel: A Dirty Job, 2006, Christopher Moore
After a funeral, Charlie faces absurdly exaggerated canine sexual encounters, highlighting absurdity and discomfort.
In simple terms: Charlie endures absurd dog antics.
Key Takeaway
Find humor in absurdity.
Themes
absurdity
humor
death
sexuality
discomfort
Mood
playful
irreverent
Type
satirical
comic
When to use this quote
- funeral gatherings
- pet ownership
- comic storytelling
Key Concepts
satire
taboo
social norms
Questions to Reflect On
- How does absurd humor cope with grief?
- What boundaries exist for comedic sexual content?
A Different Perspective
May be offensive to some.
