Money Quote by Christopher Moore

“Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys”

— Polish proverb

“Not my circus, not my monkey.” Yancy”

— Carl Hiaasen

“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”

— Marie-Helene Bertino

“And the monkey flips the switch.”

— Akiva Goldsman

“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure would be easier if this monkey dressed like a…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm the lucky monkey,”

— Efrat Haddi

“And now, a word on naughty monkeys.”

— Ingrid Rowland

“All of a sudden there was a scampering sound. A small furry hand grabbed my food. The hand had fingernails just like mine, and…

— Jane Wilson-Howarth

“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for…

— David Simpson

“I always felt as if I'd been handed a cardboard box crammed full of monkeys. I'd take the monkeys out of the box one…

— Haruki Murakami

“Well, that was a thrilling adventure, Max! I can hardly believe we were buried alive by a band of gassy-smelling pirates." "Yeah, Sam --…

— Steve Purcell

“The show is over. The monkey's dead!”

— Tennessee Williams