Money Quote by Marie-Helene Bertino Download Open image ““A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”” — Marie-Helene Bertino ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Money Work
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“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)” — Peter Coomber Copy Share Image
“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for… — David Simpson Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Because we’re human, and humans are mean, independent monkeys that reached their greatness by killing every other species of hominid that looked at us… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“That can be the cruelest part of happiness--its tendency to disguise itself as boredom.” — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“When you're alone, you are in the right place to watch sadness approach like storm clouds over an open field. You can sit in… — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“Her father is fastened to his room, with his records and his drugs and his quiet. She crawls under her covers. It is her… — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“Marcel was from Louisiana, so for four years Emily had been southern by association. She insisted on Lynchburg Lemonades. She scheduled interviews around the… — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“Gus doesn’t belong in this world. He was born with a Hollywood chin, a butter touch, and an ear that can hear rhythms tapped… — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“In the jaundiced light of a streetlamp, Sarina realizes why people have children: to see the face of the one they love at the… — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“Hobbies are a way of staying present so humans do not have to think about death.” — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“We carry our ancestors in our names and sometimes we carry our ancestors through the sliding doors of emergency rooms and either way they… — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“But Madeline loves her father and how can you be scared of someone you love?” — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“Tonight, the Sisters of Saint Joseph and I are going to The Slaughterhouse Bar. I have four rolls of quarters and we are going… — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
“I am quitting a boy like some people quit smoking. I am not quitting smoking.” — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
Don't let's lose sight of what creates wealth. It is open markets, it is capitalism. — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
I would borrow money all day long, if the cost of borrowing is less than the expected return. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Maybe you can,t buy a big house.. A new car.. A huge diamond ring.. But if you have just one true friend who loves… — Cathy Copy Share Image
“Don't allow money to become the yardstick by which you measure the worth of the world around you!” — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
Academically, I was never that interested. I skipped classes. My biggest dream was to have a coffee shop, but I had no idea how… — Daniel Espinosa Copy Share Image
Amongst the financial Twitterati, the term 'muppets' has come to describe any client used and abused by some financial predator. I've adopted the term… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
I doubt that we Americans can come to terms with our money neuroses without understanding the more florid pathology of the very rich for… — Philip Slater Copy Share Image
“The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write… — Jeff Goins Copy Share Image
Jobs and money are never the primary cause of stress. Thinking, negative thinking causes stress. The real cause of all problems lie in our… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image