Derek Landy

Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as…

— Derek Landy

“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”

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“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he…

— Derek Landy

“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or…

— Derek Landy

“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love…

— Derek Landy

I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

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What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the…

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The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

— Derek Landy

“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that…

— Derek Landy

“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's…

— Derek Landy

The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered…

— Derek Landy

There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are…

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“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”

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Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In…

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We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the…

— Derek Landy

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and…

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What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?

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“My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because…

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With his sunglasses gone and his scarf hanging down, there was no denying that he had no flesh, he had no skin,…

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The Torment turned his head to him, and frowned. "Who are you?" "I'm... sorry? It's me, it's Vaurien. Vaurien Scapegrace. I... built…

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“It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap. Darquesse smiled.”

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I think zombies are kind of cute.” “Seriously?” “I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies…

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I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

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Do you think it would be quite so easy to kill them now that your weapon has been destroyed?' he sneered. 'No,'…

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I understand perfectly. Darquesse isn't a separate entity. She isn't another person. She's you. If you make the wrong choices, if you…

— Derek Landy