“My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“How are we going to get out of here?" "Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan." " Do we… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Look at what you've done,' Sanguine said, shaking his head with mock severity. 'You have foiled out insidious little plot. You have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the door and see if I'd like… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What the hell is so funny?" "First of all," she said, her confidence growing, "they're not my MASTERS. I don't have a… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Everyone gets tortured these days. Skulduggery by Serpine, who then turned around and did that red right hand thing at you .… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?" "With great care," Donegan suggested. "How about… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing something big?" "We always… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped her lips around… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Skulduggery." "Fletcher." Fletcher stuck out his hand. Skulduggery observed it for a moment. "I'm sorry, what are we doing now?" "Shaking hands,"… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I had an uneventful few days," it told her. "The most exciting thing was an hour-long lecture from the headmaster on taking… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“The Doctor put his finger to his lips and Martha nodded and followed him as quietly as she could. Wet leaves squelched… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
