Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.” He took the stick from her, rapped… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There's enough sedative in these darts to bring down a werewolf, which is exactly what we're hunting. Why would we want to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I love you.' 'Yeah, well...' 'You make my heart want to beat.' 'That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
How have you been? You’re still as beautiful as ever.” “As are you, my dear. I love your shoes.” “Aren’t they delightful?… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows - — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
