Looks Quotes by Derek Landy

11 Looks quotes by Derek Landy

Derek Landy tackles the theme of looks with his trademark sarcasm and quick wit, turning simple observations into clever barbs. These eleven short lines provide a compact glimpse of his irreverent style.

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Oh my god you're thicker than you look

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You look angry," he said. "You put me on hold." "For a very good reason." "You put me," she said very, very…

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tanith: have you called the police? fergus: they, uh, they said theyd call by this afternoon. tanith: tell them not to bother...…

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So how are we going to get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on…

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He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They…

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Is that it?” “No. That’s a wall.” “It could be disguised.” “You’re not very good at looking for things, are you?” “I’m…

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If there is one regret that I have had in my life, it is that I never fathered any children. There are…

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The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered…

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Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to…

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You're bored, aren't you.' 'I need constant distraction. Shall we go?' 'Uh, aren't you supposed to delegate responsibility or something? If you're…

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I should go in alone," Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. "If we both go in, it'll look to official." "So…

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“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”

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“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie…

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“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have…

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“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That…

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I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

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What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.

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The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

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“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when…

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“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…

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