The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Enjoy that?" Tanith said with a little grin. Valkyrie grinned back, her eyes bright. "I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You have no idea the power generated each time somebody is told a story. When a conscious, sentient mind willingly ignores what… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.” He took the stick from her, rapped… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I understand perfectly. Darquesse isn't a separate entity. She isn't another person. She's you. If you make the wrong choices, if you… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days? — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
He'd once known a man who said that life hinged on the moment, that everything changed in the blink of an eye.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Every human being who has ever lived has the same potential in them for good and evil. Mortal or sorcerer, it doesn't… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
