I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for destruction. The… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“The man had a smooth voice, like velvet. “I’m Detective Inspector Me. Unusual name, I know. My family were incredibly narcissistic. I’m… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It's really not as bad as it sounds. I was attacked by a shark once, back when I was alive. Well, not… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly. “What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?” “But… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Scapegrace leaped up. “I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form!” Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
