Do you think it would be quite so easy to kill them now that your weapon has been destroyed?' he sneered. 'No,'… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
So that plan worked out well.' Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise you… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The problem with living so long is that we get used to it. We watch the mortals age and wither and die… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I think zombies are kind of cute.” “Seriously?” “I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?" "It does much more that that,"… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing.” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled like two tiny tapeworms. “This?” she said. “But I’ve had… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I was wondering how you were going to punish me for not confiding in you. Punishment, actually, is something I've thought about… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then? — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
