Humour Quote by Derek Landy

Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded…

— Derek Landy

“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”

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“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie…

— Derek Landy

“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have…

— Derek Landy

I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

— Derek Landy

What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.

— Derek Landy

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

— Derek Landy

“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when…

— Derek Landy

“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…

— Derek Landy

The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What…

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There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything…

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“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”

— Derek Landy