skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He has a name." "Oh yeah. Skulduggery isn’t it?" Fletcher responded. "That’s an unusual one. Tell me were you born a skeleton… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Weren't expecting this, were you, Mr. Detective? Probably thought, once a mountain fell on her, you'd seen the last of our sister,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“A guy in a stupid mask asked me not to tell you he exists," she said, reaching back to pet Xena. Skulduggery… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Have to be honest with you Darquesse, I cannot feel that. That must be one of your special abilities, because to me,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Scapegrace leaped up. “I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form!” Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding." "Stop right there!" shouted one of them. Skulduggery held… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Skulduggery placed both hands on the table and leaned over. "You've heard about me. You've heard about the things I've done." The… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing something big?" "We always… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You're bored, aren't you.' 'I need constant distraction. Shall we go?' 'Uh, aren't you supposed to delegate responsibility or something? If you're… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?" Over his shoulder,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?" "Uh, no." Skulduggery paused. "Excellent.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
