Humor Quote by Derek Landy

“His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. But I didn’t call him Tom, or even…

— Jarod Kintz

“I know about skeletons. Once I went to a museum and saw dinosaur skeletons. They are like jigsaw puzzles for scientists.”

— Claire King

“He’s pale, bald, and bony. He looks like a skeleton. And that, my friend, is precisely why I keep him in my closet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The skeleton picked up the second skull, so worn as to barely be recognisable as such. The vertebrae fell and rolled like beads from…

— J.A. Clement

“Do you know where most skeletons come from?" "When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much...”

— Leigh Perry

“What was one more skeleton in an already crowded closet?”

— Brenda Novak

“These Fletchers are all far too ready to die. It’s in their bones.”

— Callie Hart

“Bones was in high spirits. Why wouldn't he be? He had just hypothetically fucked me into incomprehension.”

— Jeaniene Frost

“There are skeletons in this earth.”

— Corinne Duyvis

“I am as you say a "skeleton" and i have been for quite a while”

— SkullDuggery Pleasant

“The skeleton is just a way to keep your tissue off the floor.”

— Chuck Palahniuk