I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'll say something else about Christine O'Donnell. You ready? I'd rather look at her than Mike Castle. I think she's kind of… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We do not force things on people. That's not how we want things to eventuate. That's not how we want things to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You look forward. You don't go punitive. It's very small-minded to do that. There's campaign rhetoric, and then there's stuff that you… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When they got here, when they successfully emigrated - and not everybody that came through Ellis Island was accepted. If you were… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
[Donald] Trump is going to look into the notion of prosecuting Hillary [Clinton]. CNN has a graphic up , "Trump: Some human… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You can take a look at the enrollment at major institutions of higher learning. It's 65% female, 35% male. One of the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Feminism is liberalism, and look at what it's doing, look at what it's promoting, look at what it's condoning. All the while,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I go wading into the fire fit, but the conservative movement - jeez. Look at Milo [Yiannopoulos]. He's in his twenties. He's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I dare say, ladies and gentlemen, it's even worse in some people, it's worse than the mistake they make in just assuming… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Now, one of my beliefs, one of my theorems that I have evolved over the years is that when it comes to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is not ideological. Now, to me, that means more than he's not just conservative or liberal. He knows what both… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Look at how many victim groups there are. And they all happen to be Democrat constituency groups. They all are on the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Everybody was telling [the Democrats], the media, everybody telling them they're gonna win in a landslide, [Donald] Trump's a buffoon, look at… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
What I meant when I say that the media are bots, I don't want anybody misunderstand this. I'm watching CNN and one… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
ISIS is not Islam. No, I'm not saying that. The government says that. The left, the media says it. ISIS is not… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
As is the case with that generation [Millennials], they look like they're interested and all fired up and ready to go, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The Democrats have always been known as the party that's negative and look at everything wrong. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If anybody ever tries to do an investigative report on a journalist, much like the kind and the way a journalist would… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Never mind that from the 1600s until the late twentieth century the population the United States was 85% white, 12% black, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Oh, look at this. NBC/Wall Street Journal: "Thirty-eight percent of the American people say [Donald] Trump's comments about women disqualify him from… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Liberals are constantly wrong. In fact, that's how you rise to the top in liberalism, by being wrong. If you are wrong,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Look, the bottom line is, folks: They [Democrats] are unified. Their single objective is taking us out. We do not have that.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
As far as the media's concerned, Mrs. Obama deserves this. Look at the sordid past. Look at our slave past, look at… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You can criticize Trump and his wealth all day long, but you can't say he hasn't worked. You can say that about the Clintons. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
How do you, on the one hand, not object to Hillary Clinton being elected, and then, on the other hand, tell people, "Elect me… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The real leadership of the opposition is never, ever gonna do anything but continue to ramp up efforts to stop [Donald] Trump or destroy… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't see the Democrats working with Donald Trump on tax reform unless the rich get soaked. The thing about this that should be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Once you convince people that they're victims, you really own them because you've just told them that whatever problems they have in life, it's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
People from all over the world came to America and assimilated into a single culture rooted in the founding, which is rooted in individual… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The left wants to transform America away from founding ideals, and this is it. And they know it. And they're doing everything they, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There's such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture. Values, morality, you name it. Standards have been relaxed, and people are… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image