Airplane Quote by Rush Limbaugh

“All of this causes me to get a bit antsy before any major election. Why? Because the modern American election is an open invitation…

— Neal Boortz

Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections.

— Nikhil Saluja

The way I approach an election, I assume nothing. I run scared as a jackrabbit.

— Bill Nelson

“David stared in stunned disbelief. Save the President? Of the United states? Saving his next-door neighbor was one thing, but he couldn’t even begin…

— John Michael Hileman

“On Undecided Voter​s: "To put them in perspective, I think​ of being​ on an airplane.​ The flight attendant comes​ down the aisle​ with her…

— David Sedaris

“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who…

— David Sedaris

“Will I be allowed to drive you this afternoon?” David picked at his salad. “Oh, about that . . . I have a doctor’s…

— Nely Cab

“Still, national politics meant little to him: about as much as paper airplanes would mean to the survivor of a plane crash.”

— Harry Mulisch

In 2008, Barack Obama did get Democrats hyperventilating, whipped up to a creamy froth, while John McCain creaked ahead like a cranky granddad whom…

— James Wolcott

“The wind blows wild and i may move, politicians lie and i am not fooled you don't need a razor or a three piece…

— Brett Dennen

When George Bush Senior [George HW Bush] was getting his alliance together to go into Iraq - to kick the Iraqis out of Kuwait…

— Bob Hawke

When I was wrong about the 2002 elections, I dumped a garbage can on my head. When my John Kerry prediction didn't pan out…

— James Carville