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Portrait of Jesse Ventura

Jesse Ventura

(1951) Radio Personality United States

269 quotes in 1196 categories

From wrestling rings to Senate chambers, Ventura’s voice blends blunt humor with pointed critique. These 269 quotes offer a raw glimpse of his unfiltered perspective.

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Jesse Ventura is a radio personality from the United States, best known for American conspiracies.

Quick Facts About Jesse Ventura

Born: July 15, 1951
Nationality: United States
Profession: Radio Personality
Notable works: American conspiracies

About Jesse Ventura

Jesse Ventura is an American politician, Vietnam veteran, actor, and retired professional wrestler. After achieving fame in the World Wrestling Federation, he served as the 38th governor of Minnesota from 1999 to 2003. He was elected governor with the Reform Party and is the party's only candidate to win a major government office.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Awards & Honors

WWE Hall of Fame Emperor Has No Clothes Award

Quotes by Jesse Ventura

The pleasure was all yours.

Inspirational

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You can't legislate stupidity.

Funny

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I'm a better talker than writer.

Better

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Want a hot dog, McMahon?

Dog

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'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.

Comedy

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I speak my mind. That's who I am.

Am

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You can't legislate against stupidity.

Against

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I don't have the patience to sit and write.

Patience

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I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.

Allowed

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Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.

Citizen

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I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.

Airport

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Mexico has strict gun control. You cannot own a gun in Mexico.

Control

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A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.

Collar

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There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

Patriot

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I will never stand for a national anthem again. I will turn my back and I will raise a fist.

Anthem

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Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.

Academically

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Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.

Government

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After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first…

Barack

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Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money…

Dollars

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If I were an innocent individual, flown to a foreign country and held for several years and tortured, I'd become a terrorist,…

Country

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[the downfall of our political system is the] buying and selling of politicians...bribery. In the private sector, you're arrested for it. In…

Arrested

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I do not support the third party movement anymore. I now advocate the abolishment of all political parties. We've allowed the parties…

Government

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If you're a Mexican citizen whether you live in a shanty shack or the big palace on the beach, when you turn…

Beach

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My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.

Four

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I'm not disparaging suicides when I call them weak, I'm pointing out that anybody who would consider doing a thing like that…

Commit

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The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are…

Decision

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Eternal vigilance must be maintained to guard against those who seek to stifle ideas, establish a narrow orthodoxy, and divide our nation…

Arbitrary

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I don't want to live in a country that lies can prevail in court. Where you can walk into a courtroom and…

Country

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When I ran for governor, I told all the bikers, "You don't need to worry about me bringing in a helmet law.…

Bike

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Anyone can run for office. When I ran for Governor of Minnesota, the only requirement was that you had to be a…

Believe

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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out…

Golden rule

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If we would end the war on drugs, you would see the end of the militarization of our police forces and you…

Drug

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“Go to the internet and go to the FBI website and go to their international list of top ten terrorists. You will…

Bin laden

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“Why should I have to hide the fact that I don't believe there’s a supreme being? There’s no proof of it. There’s…

Albert einstein

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Marijuana makes the best bio-diesel fuel on the planet, so it can make you energy. It grows 15 feet a summer, so…

Bios

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The war on drugs causes other supplemental crimes to take place because of the original illegality of it. But then again, that's…

Believe

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“We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of…

America

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Remember something, if you will, about voting: Voting is not a horse race, you're not going there thinking "Gee, I gotta pick…

Brag

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I went out to testify in front of the Ways and Means Committee out in Congress on open free trade to China.…

China

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People don't like politicians.

People

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Jesse Ventura by topic

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