Crime Quotes by Jesse Ventura

I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this…

— Jesse Ventura

I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.

— Jesse Ventura

I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death.

— Jesse Ventura

If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making…

— Jesse Ventura

I want to try to become friends with Russia.

— Jesse Ventura

Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.

— Jesse Ventura

You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it.

— Jesse Ventura

Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have…

— Jesse Ventura

I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the…

— Jesse Ventura

For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not…

— Jesse Ventura

I believe in the separation of church and state. We all have our own religious beliefs. There are people out there who are atheists,…

— Jesse Ventura

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how…

— Jesse Ventura

I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.

— Jesse Ventura

Barack Obama's large contributor was Goldman Sachs - same thing on the Republican side. If you go to both their conventions, you see the…

— Jesse Ventura

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

— Jesse Ventura