Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
A bag of quality marijuana in Minnesota will cost you 400 bucks, in Colorado it'll cost you 100 and a quarter. Medical… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you're a Mexican citizen whether you live in a shanty shack or the big palace on the beach, when you turn… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does? — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If we would end the war on drugs, you would see the end of the militarization of our police forces and you… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If the price of the drug people want to use is through the roof, well then they're going to have to commit… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you ride in a group, then you're okay. Then the cars will respect you. But if you're riding alone, you get… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
The death penalty only should be - if you agree with it, which I don't, only allowed for murder. You have to… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
How can you send somebody else's kid to war if you won't send your own? — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you're stealing a television, that should not be the death penalty. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Listening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist.... — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
In the United States, if you buy a property and you're a good citizen, and you improve that property, what do they… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you're going to accept freedom, there's the freedom to be stupid. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I went out to testify in front of the Ways and Means Committee out in Congress on open free trade to China.… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you behave like a good citizen, and you upgrade and improve your property, your reward will be the government will take… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I wish they would pass a law where all Democrats and Republicans had to wear NASCAR racing suits, because if you look… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
One out of four people internationally believe if their country goes to war, The United States would be the opponent. As a… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I believe in the separation of church and state. We all have our own religious beliefs. There are people out there who are atheists,… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
