Fronts Quote by Jesse Ventura

I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term.

— Scott Walker

“People usually told him the same joke two or three times.”

— Walker Percy

I don't think I would be a good politician. I kid about it when I get a standing ovation. Sometimes I'll say, "I may…

— Liberace

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

— Jesse Ventura

“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I am a joke told again.”

— Charles Bukowski

I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can…

— Ed O'Neill

I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES: >>ONCE when it's told to me >>ONCE when it's explained to me…

— Tamika-leeigh

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

As governor, part of my job is to tell people things they don't like to hear.

— Brian Sandoval

“One more optional piece of advice: If you ever have to give a speech, start with a joke, if you know one.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

You can sometimes sneak a political joke in, which is sometimes the most effective place for a political joke - when it's not expected.…

— Jeremy Hardy