I'm not disparaging suicides when I call them weak, I'm pointing out that anybody who would consider doing a thing like that… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
That's why you need the war on drugs to put all these pot smokers in prison so that the prisons remain full… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
The people need to understand that marijuana is an unbelievable plant that has huge medical - it's a medical plant, is the… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assistive technology, and independent-living facilities. Governments earn back this investment… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
A bag of quality marijuana in Minnesota will cost you 400 bucks, in Colorado it'll cost you 100 and a quarter. Medical… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I think that Minnesota is different because we are proving that tri-partisan government could work, that you do not need to necessarily… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do. That belief sets me apart from the… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
When I ran for governor, I told all the bikers, "You don't need to worry about me bringing in a helmet law.… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
People in this country need to understand when you go to any airport in the United States, you are not protected by… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Post-traumatic stress, that's why the soldiers need marijuana, is for their mental health. It makes them feel better so that they don't… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Al Gore in 2000. He got a half a million more votes than George Bush and lost. How can that be? It's… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I believe in the separation of church and state. We all have our own religious beliefs. There are people out there who are atheists,… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
